Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Couch. On fire.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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