Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
did you just send me my own nude
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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