Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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