Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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