So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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