Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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