why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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