i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My dick has a subreddit
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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