She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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