i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm jealous of your bromance
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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