therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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