you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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