whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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