why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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She made me pour olive oil on her.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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