Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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