Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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