Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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