the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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