Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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