its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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