Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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