dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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