It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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