there was a trapeze. enough said
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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