Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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