At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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