Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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