I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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