"it" just moved
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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