do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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