help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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