Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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