I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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