A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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