In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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