I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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