I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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