you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Text me some of your sweat
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