so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
this hospital has no fireball
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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