is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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