My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
My cat gives me a boner
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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