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I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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