Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I just want nice things and good sex
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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