i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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