can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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