when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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