On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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