I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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