Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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