Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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